Do you ever take a horse for grass and they eat a plant that isn’t and all you think is “I hope that wasn’t poisonous”
My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.
This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
will smith everybody
he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME, and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.
I MADE A THING
I don’t know how many times I’m going to reblog this kjashfaskjf